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G D
I'm good at wasting time
Em
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
C
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
G D
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
Em
or sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
C
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
Am G/B
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
A C D
And I love you when you say my na-a-a-a-ame
G
If you wanna know here it goes
D
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
Em
Gonna let you see everything
C
But remember that you asked for it
G
I'll try to do my best to impress
D
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
Em C
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
Am
for your perusing?
G/B
At times confusing,
C
slightly amusing
D
Introducing me
G
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
D
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
Em
La da la da
C G
La da la da la da la da, da
G D
I never trust a dog to watch my food
Em
And I like to use to the word "dude"
C
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
G D
And I - I've never really been into cars
Em
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
C
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
Am G/B
I love the sound of violins
A C D
And making someone smi-i-i-i-ile
G
If you wanna know here it goes
D
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
Em
Gonna let you see everything
C
But remember that you asked for it
G
I'll try to do my best to impress
D
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
Em C
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
Am
for your perusing?
G/B
At times confusing,
C
possibly amusing
D
Introducing me
Em C
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
A C D
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-i-ime
G
So, If you wanna know here it goes
D
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
Em
Gonna let you see everything
C
But remember that you asked for it
G
I'll try to do my best to impress
D
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
Em C
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
Am
for your perusing?
G/B
At times confusing,
C
hopefully amusing
D
Introducing me
G
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
D
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
Em
Do do do doo
C Em D Am G
Introducing me
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