Bm Bm Bm Bm Bm F#+/Bb You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand D/A E7/G# You see somebody naked and you you say who is that man? G Em You try so hard but you Don't understand D F#m Bm Just what you will say when you get home Be- D F#m Bm -cause something is happening here but you don't know what it is G Bm Do you? Mister Jones Bm Bm F#+/Bb You raise up your head and you ask "is this where it is?" D/A E7/G# And somebody points to you and Says, "It's his" G Em And you say "what's mine" and somebody else says "well, what is?" and you D F#m Bm Say, "Oh my god am I here all a - lone?" But D F#m Bm Something is happening and you don't know what it is G Bm Do you? Mister Jones Bm (GO TO NEXT VERSE - NOT A MEASURE) Bm F#+/Bb You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek D/A E7/G# Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak G Em and says, "how does it feel to be such a freak?" and you say "im- D F#m Bm -possible" as he hands you a bone And D F#m Bm something is happening here but you don't know what it is G Bm do you? Mister Jones Bm (GO TO NEXT VERSE - NOT A MEASURE) Bm D/A You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks to G Bm Get you facts when someone attacks your imagination Bm D/A But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you G Em To all give a check to Tax-deductible charity organi- A7 A7 -zations Ahhhhhh.......... Bm F#+/Bb You've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks D/A E7/G# With great lawyers you have dis - cussed lepers and crooks G Em You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books D F#m Bm You're very well read it's well known But D F#m Bm something is happening here and ya don't know what it is G Bm do you? Mister Jones Bm Well the Bm F#+/Bb sword swallower he comes up to you and then he kneels D/A E7/G# He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels and G Em without further notice he asks you how it feels and he says D F#m Bm Here is your throat back thanks for the loan D F#m Bm and you know something is happening but you don't know what it is G Bm do you? Mister Jones Bm Now..... Bm F#+/Bb you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word "now" D/A E7/G# and you say "for what reason" and he says "how?" G Em and you say "what does this mean?" and he screams back "you're a cow" D F#m Bm Give me some milk or else go home and you D F#m Bm know something's happening but you don't know what it is G Bm do you? Mister Jones Bm Well... Bm F#+/Bb You walk into the room like a camel and then you frown D/A E7/G# You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground G Em There oughtta be a law a - gainst you comin' around You D F#m Bm Should be made to wear ear phones D F#m Bm Cause something is happening and you don't know what it is G Bm do you? Mister Jones Bm Bm Bm Bm Whoaaaaaoooooh!
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